Relationship Advice Needed

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kwok
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Relationship Advice Needed

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i know the forum isnt the place to air out dirty laundry but this has gone on long enough. i'm really struggling and could use Markr's shoulder to cry on. This was the chat log from the other day:

[Yesterday, 23:23]
ShadowIchi:
ima get off
actually my brother

[Yesterday, 23:23]
kwok:
ok night

Sunday, August 23, 2020

[12:45]
ShadowIchi:
Goodnight

[12:46]
kwok:
what?

[12:50]
ShadowIchi:
Sweetdreams hunni

[12:50]
kwok:
good night sweetie

[12:50]
ShadowIchi:
I goto sleep i made you tea

[12:50]
kwok:
thanks babe
ill be there in a minute

[12:50]
ShadowIchi:
Okay im waking up

[12:51]
kwok:
dude wtf
it's 3am..

[12:51]
ShadowIchi:
I made you some breakfast gotta goto work its on the table

[12:51]
kwok:
stop licking my eyebrows jesus
go back to sleep

[12:51]
ShadowIchi:
Dude... i hate when you diminish me like that
You dont care about me

[12:51]
kwok:
dude, i hate when you fucking use your tongue on my facial features at 3fuckin am
i ihave work tomorrow

[12:52]
ShadowIchi:
This is too much for me to handle
Idk
I gotta call sherry
I mean jerry
Sherry isnt real
She wasnt the one who stuck a tongue in ur ass
It was me.. im so ashamed

[12:53]
kwok:
what?

[12:53]
ShadowIchi:
Will you ever forgive me

[12:53]
kwok:
WHAT?
WHHHAAAT????

[12:53]
ShadowIchi:
Yea man..

[12:53]
kwok:
WHAT

[12:53]
ShadowIchi:
Im a criminal

[12:53]
kwok:
THE
FUCK
YOURE TELLING ME

[12:54]
ShadowIchi:
Im here for the money

[12:54]
kwok:
SHERRY WASN"T REAL?
AND IT WAS JUST YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN HAND IN A SOCK PUPPET TONGUE PUNCHING MY ANUS?

[12:54]
ShadowIchi:
Comon gather the stuff nice and quickly and no one gets hurt

[12:54]
kwok:
no
no no no

[12:54]
ShadowIchi:
SHERRY DOESNR GET hurt!

[12:54]
kwok:
we are NOT over this.
i want a lawyer
you better lawyer up too

[12:54]
ShadowIchi:
Unless.... you want sherry to get hurt?!?!

[12:55]
kwok:
i'm sure sherry is old enough to understand how much of a bitch his mother is.
so you either
pack your bags
and get a lawyer
or i'm calling the cops
ill call markr
i'll call him right now

[12:55]
ShadowIchi:
*sherry cries* "please mister please take what you want just dont hurt me!" "Kwok please help!"

[12:56]
kwok:
it's okay sherry, don't worry, everything is going to be fine
we're going to get you help
we'll take you away from the bad man
and you'll be safe
(turns to shadow)
i hope you're fuckin happy.
i'm calling markr

[12:57]
ShadowIchi:
Call em
Hold on
Heres my number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2Cz ... =emb_title
Tell em he can reach me here
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ShadowIchigo
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Dam dude that guy is a real (excuse my french) fkin ass hole. Doesnt realize how good it is to have someone special like you. Dont worry kwok if you were with me I'd give you the world. You're too good to put yourself in an abusive and toxic relatiobship like that you dont deserve thay

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Thanks shadow, that really means a lot. I think I might give him a second chance though. We really went through a lot together. The toughest part is that we both know that we are each other's second choice and would much prefer Markr. But I guess every relationship has its kinks.
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Yea, you have the patience of a saint.

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MarKr
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Post by MarKr »

Sooo.....threesome?
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Yea f it

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Yea f it... but look at this sht erich has some splainin to do.
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Soooo.... foursome?
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Post by Walderschmidt »

Make it five. It’s an orgy now, boys.

Wald
Kwok is an allied fanboy!

AND SO IS DICKY

AND MARKR IS THE BIGGGEST ALLIED FANBOI OF THEM ALL

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